Friday, June 7, 2013

Rajanikanth

Rajni is back with new ones.

Recently china airports wer closed due to heavy fog.
Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!

Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
Today those places are known as IITs!!

Government of india pays tax to Rajankanth for living in India!!

Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greates phenomena is called Solar Eclipse...!!

Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least or percent of his knowledge with the world..
Thus, the google was born!!

Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 year ago??
British would have fought for Independance..

Best Rajani joke!!!!!!
Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!

An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya..

Why do earthuake occurs??
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!

Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school..
Since then that day is known as Sunday!!

The pyramids in Egypt are actually Rajani kanth's primary school craft projects!!
Breaking news : ISRO does not exists anymore...
Rajanikanth purchased all the rokets for Diwali celebration!!

Why did Rajani buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner..
to play Carron

Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....
hahahahahahahahah....................

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